Buzzwinkle

Tipsy moose beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Bull moose strung with lights and tipsy on crab apples

By JULIA O'MALLEY

Published: November 28, 2007

What do you call a bull moose tangled in Christmas lights and drunk on fermented crab apples, standing glassy-eyed and dizzy in the front yard of a downtown bar?

Buzzwinkle.

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Photto Credit: ERIK HILL / Anchorage Daily News