Buzzwinkle

Tipsy moose beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Bull moose strung with lights and tipsy on crab apples

By JULIA O'MALLEY

Published: November 28, 2007

What do you call a bull moose tangled in Christmas lights and drunk on fermented crab apples, standing glassy-eyed and dizzy in the front yard of a downtown bar?
Buzzwinkle.
Did I read like Paul Harvey?

Photto Credit: ERIK HILL / Anchorage Daily News

Comments

RuthieJ said…
Moose just wanna have fun!
chaipo said…
Ha! There's actually a story on http://crosscountryalaska.org/trails about a mythical one-antlered moose named *ullwinkle that apparently controls the weather (above *ullwinkle=snow, below=no snow). Maybe they're related?
Meggie said…
OMG! What a story! That poor boy needs to come here and live with me....not!